"Neeeeeeiiiiin ......"
Heggar, nicknamed "the Terrible, destroyer of worlds, the Merciless .. (and then some), struck in the Pod hands together in front of the face. How could it happen
it be?
He, as an old veteran .... as a feared pirate with a penchant for occasional recreational mission Running!
He stared at the display of its cargo space. He was again one of the most legendary missions flown in the famous EVE universe, the "damsel in distress". Again.
The mission is legendary ... the daughter of a wealthy, well-off older men can be regularly "kidnapped" and "saved" must regularly. The number was for years a running gag in the various bars and taverns of the galaxy ... There was talk of what "exceptional taste" of the young lady .. and ridiculed or pitied according to taste her poor father. Where you were never sure whether you also always the same young lady saved ... Rumor had it they could have been cloned several times by their desire for kidnapping (.. and whatever happens in this "pleasure garden" was happening, in which she was then placed during her abduction) to indulge PERMIT increased. This would also explain that they continuously throughout the known universe had to be rescued ...
Heggar also took on again, this mission. Everything went according to plan. He zerblies the attacking ships and the on-site installation into atoms and loaded the container has a ... Including the Virgin (.. as always miraculously escaped in a container, had already had an insider they said that they developed such a routine bored the nails visited feilend the protective container behind her at the station din broke ..).
And something else.
"10 Exotic Dancers" presented to the display.
"crap. Mist mist mist mist."
"Exotic Dancers" were every now and then "dropped" in such emissions. This was not unusual.
Heggar But it is usually avoided like the plague to pick them.
usually not a problem. Okay, Exotic Dancers were not worth much. And a ruthless pirate would simply blows wild the container or simply dropped ...
But Heggar the Terrible ... was not so terrible.
Heggar, actually too young time in his family, "Hans, the Compassionate" called the pirate craft took over from his father. He had a checkered career history behind it ... He was a traveling sales representative for nuclear-powered toothbrushes ("You show your environment, a radiant smile"), Gallente wool sheep (.. unfortunately were extremely aggressive and carnivorous, was annoying incidents as the settlers of a planet the sheep, the first shearing time did) and other useful things more, before he devoted himself to piracy.
first expressed unsuccessful .. but obviously at some point broke the spell and he was one of the most successful, independent pirate the environment.
Heggar (then still Hans) had always wondered how his father, a gentle private could, nice man pursuing the bloody craft .. to him one day his father aside and took him inaugurated. "Son," he started the conversation, "it does not matter what you are, but what you draw for the people!"
And so he did what he had learned from his father .. he spread rumors about his cruelty to all corners of the universe. That took paid off, however. Appear to have trembled at his father's entire planets and stations at his bare, freighter pilots paid the fly without being asked, "Ransom", that is protection money to sheer Fear itself then to blow up ... he could claim he was the most efficient pirate of the universe. Image was everything he learned quickly.
course, there were awkward moments. As this hysterical mass suicide of these settlers on this one, isolated colonial planet, where he landed a surprise ... He wanted it just ask for directions, because his navigational computer went crazy after the last update and his navigation officer had him in the last bar with a .. na, which is probably, an exotic dancer blown.
Meanwhile he had taken the pirate craft of his father completely. His father had been tragically killed .. in a grandiose Battle, which claimed the lives of thousands of opponents, a solar system cost a planet and shifted the political constellations for the next hundred years in this sector.
So the official version.
Okay, in reality he was killed when he fell while dusting a shelf of his Samlung ammarianischen plush animals from the leader ... Heggar but decided that this variant is not so much impression would flay. As I said .. Image was everything!
But the core was Heggar the gentle person like his father ... and he just could not answer 10 "Exotic Dancers" the vacuum, after he had taken her in his hold, so to speak as his guests.
He felt quite the moral dilemma. How was the crowd as the matter now? He had with this profession anyway be as problem ... especially if these are the Group "freelance artist" back to her pole dance in earnest as an "important contribution to the overall cultural heritage of the Gallente Federation saw .. times as he tried to explain a pole dancer caught an applied freighter before he could shoot him and the entire crew.
(.. of course, official version. In truth, he borrowed the whole group some money so they could travel to a neighboring system still happy and wished success to all their ways. He had trouble and Not that this incident afterwards forgot to make in public).
And now 10 of them!
Heggar left the pod, put in decent shape (... as a pod pilot had been happy to hang at various places or moisture when freshly emerged from the capsule was) and trudged toward the hold. He tried to look determined as possible.
And scary. Yes!
No, this time he would make his reputation lives up .. trembled they should!
* continued *
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